Swarms of Hornets hit France - Chivac Promptly Surrenders
Swarms of giant hornets renowned for their vicious stings and skill at massacring honeybees have settled in France. “Their spread across French territory has been like lightning,” said Jean Haxaire, the entomologist who originally identified the new arrival.
In fact it’s been a little like a “blitzkrieg”, similar to many attacks by enemies of France and of course it’s all because of Global Warming!
Idiots…
Posted by rws |
I’m sure we’ll see swarms or hornets marching under the Arc de Triomphe soon.
Maybe the French resistance will have some luck dislodging them….
February 21st, 2007 | #
If the whole country will raise their arms in surrender the hornets will just go away!
February 23rd, 2007 | #
Huh ? That’s weird. I am French (proudly, in spite of the damn socialist antisemistic hippies who disgrace my beloved country) and live in France (unfortunately) and I did not hear anything about it.
Yet again, the French media must have been too busy informing us that Bush is a nazi, and that global warming is causing a dramatic decrease of temperature in winter.
March 5th, 2007 | #