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Throughout the day, about 120 contestants, gay and straight, competed in classic rodeo events, like calf roping and bull riding, and more offbeat contests, like goat dressing and steer decorating. They will continue the competition today, with hopes of winning a belt buckle, the rodeo’s grand prize, and accumulating points toward the national championship.

Roberto Lopez and Roy Faircloth, of Fort Lauderdale, competed Saturday for the second time in the goat-dressing contest. The two worked to get a pair of white jockey-style underwear over a goat’s rear hooves.

Ooookayyy.

“A lot of people do make the assumption that because it’s a gay rodeo only gay people are going to be here,” said Hughes, 28. “My daughter asked me, `Why are the boys holding hands?’”

“Because they are gay,” Hughes said. “She said, `Oh, OK.’”
Hmmmmm.