Sheryl (Scare)Crow Uses One Square of Toilet Paper
Hold your nose when you get close to this “star”. Gross.
Singer-skank Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. Crow has suggested using “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”.
Oh yeah, the toilet nazis coming to a bathroom near you!
Here’s another bit of typical Hollyweird hypocrisy:
“I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming,” Crow wrote.
Well, how about you stop touring and heatin’ up the place with your entourage of 3 tractor trailers, 4 buses, and 6 cars… There is also the matter of consuming foreign wines, gin and beers when on tour. These little delicaces take much jet fuel to move around the planet but that doesn’t seem to enter that skinny little brain of yours now does it?
But, you know that what’s good for the Global Warming geese is NOT good for the regular peasants like you and I. These pius know-it-alls dictate to the rest of us that we need to change OUR lifestyles and inconvienence OURSELVES while big fat (except ScareCrow) hypocrites like Laurie David, Al Gore and others dictate how we should live so THEY can continue heatin’ up the place with their exhorbitant lifestyles. I for one am sick of being these bastards’ carbon offsets!
Global Warming College Show coming to an institution of “Higher” learning near you…
She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a “dining sleeve”. The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another “dining sleeve” after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.
Whoa, nasty. Maybe the other sleeve can be used in case you need more than one square? Ugh.
Next on the list: Showers, toothbrushes and soaps.
May 6th, 2007 | #
What if they have diarrhea ?
May 16th, 2007 | #
If you don’t eat you don’t need that pesky toilet paper.
Use a leaf maybe, and whatever you do don’t eat!
May 19th, 2007 | #
Oh yea! And what about all the gasoline it takes for people to drive to her concerts. All the electricity it takes to put on her show. All the toilet paper in the arena bathrooms, the paper used to print tickets, the energy used for the servers that put out the tickets, and as Rush said one day, the server used to power her website! Servers use huge amounts of energy!!!! What about all the petrolium used to make her CDs, the energy used to make her videos, the trees cut down to make the covers on her CDs?! Maybe she should just check out of the human race, just think of the energy she/we would save!
June 19th, 2007 | #