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Yup, Mr. Spicoli is gettin’ around…

“Welcome to Venezuela, Mr. Penn. What drives him is consciousness, the search for new paths,” Chavez said.

I don’t know about that, he looks unconsious a lot of the time and the only path he’s looking for is the path to Socialism. 

“The socialist president, who shares those views, said he and Penn talked by phone—”with my bad English but we understood each other more or less.”

Chavez said the two plan to meet Thursday. He called the actor “well- informed about what is happening in the United States and the world, in spite of being in Hollywood.”

Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa, this is great stuff.

Dunno if you’ve ever heard of her but here is Cynthia, aka Right Hand Girl. A conservative, politically minded teen that takes on Liberals such as Al Gore, Hillary and here a Hollyweird celebrity Sean Penn.

Guess if you’re a vegansexual you’ll never hear your lover tell you you’re an animal in bed…maybe a floret of caulifower?

“A group of vegans in New Zealand - vegansexuals - are shunning sex with meat-eaters because their bodies are made up of animal carcases.”

Oh, this is so over the top I had to mention it, go here to see what you’re missing. Lucky you! The feeling’s mutual.

Just another bit of proof that someone has way too much time on their hands. Guess I’m just a Carnivsexual at heart.

Maybe ol’ Gavin didn’t notice while he was playing grab-a** with his campaign manager’s wife… 

“San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom shouldn’t have been too surprised when The Chronicle reported that Golden Gate Park was littered with used drug syringes.After all, his own Public Health Department spent $800,000 last year to help hand out some 2 million syringes to drug users under the city’s needle exchange program — sometimes 20 at a time.”

Can you imagine? Almost 1 million dollars just so druggies can have clean needles? This is liberal reasoning at it’s finest. OK, so we give the druggies the clean needles, millions of them and WHAT? They don’t turn them in? They could possibly be using them more than once, or worse yet, trading them or shhhhharing them with other druggies?

Well of course this is happening, because the motivation for exchanging them or throwing them in the trash can a few feet away takes the same motivation and diligence that it takes to find a job or a place to live or your next meal. There is no way in the world I will take my kids to Golden Gate Park to go to the Steinhardt Aquarium or even walk on the grass after hearing about this.

“The logic behind making needles easy to obtain is that the more people share syringes, the more likely they are to contract HIV and other blood-borne diseases.”

The logic behind making needles easy to obtain is that the more people share syringes, the more likely they are to contract HIV and other blood-borne diseases.”

Not a thought about the innocent public stepping on one in a park or a child picking them up and getting pricked by one of these syringes bearing HIV or Hepatitus? So, instead of a concentrated small population of druggies exchanging needles because of the lack or them we now have potentially 2 million+ syringes that for the most part are contaminated with blood-borne diseases making everyday life risky for non-drug users because of these freebies?

Idiot Libs, of course now they’ll institute a program for collecting the used needles, via a new department, more union city workers with domestic partner benefits and the like. Guess who’ll pay for it…..guys like you…..with jobs……that don’t take drugs. Smile, this will only hurt for a second.

Oooh goody, sign me up!

Nothing says “I Love You” like poop from an endangered species, does it?:

“The Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Base has come up with a dung-for-profit scheme that turns droppings from the endangered species into odor-free souvenirs ranging from bookmarks to Olympic-themed statues of the animals”

An official who answered the phone at the Chengdu facility said the dung is “carefully selected, smashed, dried and sterilized at 300 degrees Celsius (572 degrees Fahrenheit).” He refused to give his name but said the products will be of all colors because they will be dyed.

“They don’t smell too bad because 70 percent of the dung is just remains of the bamboo that the pandas are unable to digest,” Jing said.

While no price has been set, he said the most expensive souvenirs will contain a panda hair — collected from the wild — in each package.”

Uaaah, I want one…

“In March, base officials said they were looking into making high-quality paper from the fiber-rich panda excrement, inspired by a trip to Thailand, where they found paper made from elephant dung.

The Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand already sells multicolored paper made from waste produced by its two resident pandas. Making paper there involves a daylong process of cleaning the feces, boiling it in a soda solution, bleaching it with chlorine and drying it under the sun.”

Right, pair this with all the news coming out about how food imports from China are tainted with chemicals and in some cases human excrement and you can see how this possibly happens.

Sorry for going off on the anti-China tangent again but what fool would knowingly eat food from such a God-forsaken place as China? Always look at where that food at the Big Box stores originates.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH !

Sorry, I feel better now.

Here, read this and you’ll do the same. Maybe if we didn’t import from long distances tainted sea food from China or their viral chickens, or their sub-standard home products, etc. we could save the Earth.

Na, this is all B.S. of course as it comes from a DemoRat way of thinking. This is the Two Americas philosophy that John Edwards was really speaking of, the rational and the irrational. This is a sacrifice in the rich democrats mind.

Time to pick-up some Tangerines at the supermarket. (China-free of course)

(From ThisIsLondon.co.uk) 

“Surgeons treating the terror suspect burned in the Glasgow Airport car bomb attempt are going to use “grafts” of a skin substitute made from shark cartilage and cow tendons.

Kafeel Ahmed, 27, is being treated at the Glasgow Royal Infirmary.”

Hmmm, what they should use is pig skin, or at least tell him that when he wakes up. Isn’t it funny that the society that he tries so desparately to demolish takes care of him like this?

Who the heck are they to warn us about attacking their habit of mixing anti-freeze in toothpaste? People, you better check where your products come from and ESPECIALLY food! I mean go to your local “big box” store and see that you are buying fruit in the winter from Chile, Mexico, Argentina and yes, China. Countries that could (and most likely) are using fertilizers and pesticides that are banned here in the U.S..

In a recent article on the Manufacturing News Now website by AP:

“Responding to recent disclosures about tainted seafood, toothpaste and automobile tires, the New York Democrat told a news conference on Sunday that more than 100 shipments of Chinese goods have been blocked from entering the Port of New York and New Jersey this year so far, but called that ‘’only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to contaminated and dangerous Chinese goods coming to the United States.'’

Also:

“More recently, more than 1 million Chinese-made tires were found to be faulty, along with 1.2 million ceramic space heaters with faulty power cords and 68,000 folding chairs that tend to collapse. In addition, certain kinds of seafood were found to be tainted.”

China also supplies scallops (which often times are just stamped out plugs from stingray or some other ray-type animal) to these stores. Also, you should only buy wild-caught shrimp or prawns, not from Vietnam or China etc. as they are for the most part grown in farms which use questionable feeding materials and also waste water for them in which to be raised.

Coincidence? Read on here, over here, try over here too. Now, they want to export their disease-ridden chickens to America?! What the hell is wrong with us? Is Tyson or Foster Farms chicken too clean? Why do we always need to buy crap from somewhere else when we have better right here in this country.

China needs our $$ more than we need their toothpaste, “sea” food or other food items. Gee, a little lead or anti-freeze never hurt anyone … did it now?

Of course, no matter what the facts are there is always someone waiting to play the race card. It’s not about race, why not just stop putting weird crap in our products?

Here’s a couple of stories about the Islamic dress crackdown going on in Iran. Read it all as this is what the proprietors of the “Religion of Peace” have in store for our wives and daughters.

 

  

Reads similar to a Soviet or Gestapo guide for a more perfect society…one more good article here.

Wow, could it be?

“Construction on a border wall in southern Texas is expected to begin by this autumn, despite strong local opposition, U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said in an interview published on Thursday.”

Do you really think the government is getting the picture here? THIS is the main reason to defeat Liberals in Congress and the Presidency. This just doesn’t seem to go with Bush’s amnesty plan now does it?

“While locals may be consulted on the type of fence constructed, they will not have veto power over whether the wall will be built, Chertoff said. Because the fence is not only to protect the border communities, it’s to protect the country,” he said.

Construction on the wall already has begun in Arizona, Chertoff said.

What the heck is up with Google anyway?

Apparently someone had follwed a camera van back to the Google lair and saw the next generation of privacy gobbling camera vehicles. Kinda reminds me of Star Wars and “Attack of the Clones” when Obi Wan stumbles upon a planet where Jango Fett is assembling a huge army of clone robots for invasion.

I thought Google was a Lib company, why not a Prius army?

Man apparently snoozes on camera while John Edwards gives his plan for Iraq. I’m really surprised everyone isn’t a little hazy…the question remains to be answered, who grabbed him off the set? Edwards people or ABC’s Good Morning America?

Go here to see video via Newsbusters.

“A 180 foot image of Homer Simpson has been painted into the hillside, next to the famous fertility symbol - the Cerne Abbas giant - in Dorset. Pagans are not happy with the new addition to the hillside, and plan some ‘rain magic’ to get it washed away.“

Seems Homer Simpson wants to play horseshoes with Pagan Fertility symbol…this is funny.

Mistrial declared in the case of Illegal Alien accused of rape: 

(Texas) Javier Guzman Martinez and Noel Darwin Hernandez approached an 18-year-old girl outside a strip mall in Mexia.

Police said they later ran her off Highway 171, then kidnapped, raped and stabbed her, before leaving her for dead near Coolidge.

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Save the baby deer? 

“Relatives of a mother killed in a car crash in Landis say the law gives more rights to a pregnant deer than to a pregnant woman. On Tuesday they took their fight for tougher penalties to Raleigh, N.C..

State representative Fred Steen supports both families and is sponsoring the proposed bill. He wonders why state law protects unborn deer but not unborn babies. Hunters who killed two pregnant deer out-of-season were recently cited and fined for killing four deer.”

This is all fine and good but do you see one reference to the killers being ILLEGAL ALIENS?

Then let me refer to you to the original stories…

Here and here

How many more people have to die at the hands of illegals before we seal our borders?

“Gov. Matt Blunt signed legislation Friday placing more abortion clinics under government oversight by classifying them as ambulatory surgical centers. Planned Parenthood for Kansas and Mid-Missouri claimed the law could force it to spend up to $2 million to remodel one of its clinics and halt medical abortions at another site.

Paula Gianino, president of Planned Parenthood for the St. Louis Region, predicted that when the new law takes effect Aug. 28, St. Louis could end up with the only remaining abortion clinic in the state.”

Gee, that would just be too bad…

“Missouri Right to Life, which backed the measure, claims groups such as Planned Parenthood have a conflict of interest in supplying materials for sex education because they could make money off female students who later visit their clinics. ”

Planned Parenthood lobbyist Michelle Trupiano said the law could prompt renovations costing as much as $2 million at its Columbia clinic, which performs 600 to 700 killings, er, abortions a year.

“Yep, that’s right. … Reverend Tori Spelling! I did it last week online and my official certificate is in the mail. I’m so proud,” the 34-year-old actress said in a posting Monday on the MySpace.com site she shares with her husband, Dean McDermott.

Great, “ooooooh, I’m so proud” sheez, what a ditz. Um, in case anyone cares, gay marriage is STILL illegal in California so they can call it whatever they want but that doesn’t make it true.

At least her father cut her out of the will….

The Ogre that is Rosie O’Dumbell showed her love for her former co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck on a “family” cruise for Gays and Lesssssshbians to the Bahamas. Hmmm, wonder how many poor kids were held hostage to her rantings and luuuuuv?

The comedian, 45, laid into Elisabeth Hasselbeck — her former friend and cohost — in front of a 1,500-person audience on her cruise (from NYC to a private island in the Bahamas) for gay and lesbian families.

A witness said that O’Donnell trotted out a giant photo of Hasselbeck doctored up as the devil, made a “crazy” gesture at the poster and said, “Her only f–king credit was Survivor. Come on!”

Comedian? When was this cold-hearted clod ever funny to anybody but her pink swastika friends? On Elisabeth’s worst day she is still ten times hotter and classier than Rosie’s best. Rosie is a mean, nasty, unhappy person - like most Liberals. Blaming their condition on others is a way with dealing with their own short comings. Hasslebeck kicked her big butt on air and now Rosie slinks back to save face with people that are more aligned with her twisted lifestyle. How else do you explain this quote:

“O’Donnell implied that the pair’s famous last battle wasn’t held on an even playing field.

I can’t fight with pregnant people. Just go have your baby and have a nice life.”

Sound like a little jealousy going on there? At least Elisabeth’s kid will have a better life than Rosie’s, I doubt she’ll dress her up like a suicide bomber and twist her mind like I’m sure is happening to this poor kid:

Poor kid, sacrificed to the God of Political Correctness and Tolerance

This sounds like a good one to me…

“Word spread far and fast as illegal immigrants braced for the possibility that they may soon lose their jobs if skittish employers begin culling workers wholesale rather than facing the possibility of losing their business licenses, the penalty for a second offense under the measure.”

“I’m thinking of going to another state, maybe Nevada or Colorado. I don’t know,” said Arellanes, 22, who is from Chihuahua, Mexico, and has been living illegally in Arizona for three years.

Well now, we’ll just have to move on to make this law in other states…

“Arellanes may not find the welcome mat he is expecting. Other states are expected to follow Arizona’s lead in passing employer-sanction laws or other bills to clamp down on illegal immigration out of frustration with Congress’ failure to solve the problem.

As a result, labor shortages in some industries that rely on immigrant workers worsened this year, prompting officials in Colorado to contract with prison inmates to pick crops in some areas.”

Wow, just like the good ol’ days…take away the gym equipment and TV’s and get those inmates working. Employers could pay the gov’t for lending the inmates for a job pool. “Course the ACLU will have something to say about cruel and unusual punishment…

Good article here about people in the UK not swallowing this Global Warming tripe…

“Scientists admit they need to find more effective ways of explaining climate change after a poll revealed the public believe the situation is not as serious as they and politicians often claim.

In fact, climate change is not a priority for most people in the UK - terrorism, crime, graffiti and even dog mess are of more concern.”

Terrorism? Crime? Graffiti and dog mess? HA! Suck on that one Al Gore, guess people don’t want their brain warshed!

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Hmmmmm,

“Australian farmers are chopping down thousands of trees every day in a dramatic protest against laws intended to curb the country’s fast-rising greenhouse gas emissions.

The last remaining tree in Australia

Fed up with government restrictions on the use of their land, farmers began a civil disobedience campaign by cutting down one tree on each property, with a threat to increase the rate of felling each day until the dispute is resolved. By the end of this week more than 128,000 trees could be lost in a single day.”

Fed up with government restrictions on the use of their land, farmers began a civil disobedience campaign by cutting down one tree on each property, with a threat to increase the rate of felling each day until the dispute is resolved. By the end of this week more than 128,000 trees could be lost in a single day.”

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Ancient Greenland was actually green!

Well I’ll be! You mean this global whining stuff is all a bunch of BS and a natural cycle?

“The oldest ever recovered DNA samples have been collected from under more than a mile of Greenland ice, and their analysis suggests the island was much warmer during the last Ice Age than previously thought.”

All this during an ice age? Must be a typo…

Dang!

…and to think that under Bush’s amnesty law this guy would get citizenship!

COLUMBIA, Tenn. - Maury County deputies and federal agents are looking for a man who is accused of raping a 15-year-old girl only hours after being released from jail.

Juan Villa, 24, has been in the Maury County Jail 11 times since 2001 on charges of assault, public intoxication, driving without a license and contempt of court.

He was released from jail on $1,000 bail on Friday at about 9:45 p.m. and is suspected of raping the 15-year-old shortly after midnight. During the investigation, a 13-year-old girl also told deputies she was raped by Villa, Sheriff Enoch George said.

Just doing a job most Americans wouldn’t I guess!

More (and this is my favorite part of the story):

“The sheriff’s department has detained about 80 illegal immigrants since May, including 25 in a single day. The arrests have prompted some immigrant rights group to accuse the department of racial profiling.”

Racial profiling? You betcha, or maybe we should be looking for blond-haired, blue eyed white people named Sven or Inga. BTW, where the hell is all the clipped haired fembots railing about these girls being raped? Hmmmmm?

Huh, who’d a thunk it?

“The public believes the effects of global warming on the climate are not as bad as politicians and scientists claim, a poll has suggested. The Ipsos Mori poll of 2,032 adults - interviewed between 14 and 20 June - found 56% believed scientists were still questioning climate change. There was a feeling the problem was exaggerated to make money, it found.

This can’t be right, everyone knows that enviro-nuts are only doing the right thing, but then there’s this story:

“HUMANS are just one of the millions of species on Earth, but we use up almost a quarter of the sun’s energy captured by plants - the most of any species.The human dominance of this natural resource is affecting other species, reducing the amount of energy available to them by almost 10 per cent, scientists report.”I know, I know, now don’t let them getcha all wound up. Boy these enviro-nuts are looking rather desparate aren’t they?

I’m as confused as you. Maybe Al Gore can clear this all up. Wait, here’s one more silly warming story to throw in the mix: Wembley Urged To Take Meat Off Live Earth Menu

Are these Libs all over the board or what? I hope the bathrooms at all these asinine Live Earth concerts are dispensing one sheet per visit to the Loo, wouldn’t want them to get a guilt trip for using more.

At least he’s not a a big fat hypocrite like his Dad…

“The 24-year-old son of former Vice President Al Gore was arrested for drug possession on Wednesday after he was stopped for speeding in his hybrid Toyota Prius, a sheriff’s official said.

Al Gore III — whose father is a leading advocate of policies to fight global warming — was driving his environmentally friendly car at about 100 miles per hour on a freeway south of Los Angeles when he was pulled over by an Orange County sheriff’s deputy at about 2:15 a.m.”

Damn, I didn’t know that a hybrid could go that fasssst! Must of been down hill. Can’t really blame the guy, with a mom named Tipper and a father like he’s got he must be really messed up.

See what a twisted freak Rosie O’Dumbell is and has her kid doing…

It’s funny to read most of the Liberals trying to divert attention from such a display and rationalize it and deflect it on the war, and Bush, and Republicans, and whatever else they can. Not all Libs, just most. What’s REALLY scary is all the Rosie’s Shop - Helping America’s Kids ads and “r family” vacations for the gay and lessssbian communitiesssssss. I’m sure there is a connection to Global Warming and the Downing Street memos but I haven’t found it yet.

Sick? You Betcha. Why would this Kid not be taken into protective custody? Because then you’d have to face the wrath of this bloated creature from Hell. The poor kid doesn’t look right, seems to be suffering a vitamin deficiency and who knows what is creeping around in her mind being raised as she has.